1.Thou shall eat all that is set before thee.
2.Thou shall not bribe.
3.Thou shall hurry up and wait.
4.Thou shall use the toilet which is available for thee.
5.Thou shall not have any personal space and thou shall create space where there is none.
6.Thou skin shall spell US Dollars even though thou art from South Africa.
7.Thou shall have thy passport ready at all 500 000 police checks in every country.
8.Thou shall develop an identity crisis since thou art born in Africa but not considered African.
9.Thou shall love bread with all thy heart.
10.Thou shall love and enjoy loud African music at all times in all circumstances.