Mzungu, You are Welcome!

Welcome, you're welcome and what's up?
Come eat my irish, my pocho (or pap).
Add some sweet banana,jackfruit and smile,
but don't hold your breath, this might take a while...

Take a boda-boda, yeah, catch my ride;
Even if it breaks down, at least I tried.
Don't mind the stray goat or cow.
They'll know we're coming, somehow...

"Mzungu, how are you?" is the most common phrase.
But don't expect them to come running with tea trays.
But take all this with a pinch of salt and say: "Hakuna Matata!"
"That's 'lekker', like my dry sweet patata.

Slip-slip and fall is the last words we cry.
But just don't fall through 'the hole' or you just might die!
The last kilometer I just felt the wind in my hair...
Uganda, you're a country of amuzement and flair!